I had a great time this weekend at another swinger party. Since I wasn’t the hostess and wasn’t networking, I had the opportunity to just blend into the crowd.
1. Most all swingers are hot: I know many of you still think swingers are middle-aged or old, hairy, gold chain wearing, overweight, tacky people. This idea must be leftover from the 70s. I have been to many swinger gatherings and while not all have been full of fabulous people, most are attractive people who take pride in their bodies.
2. Some swingers lie: Swingers tend to have two lives: swinger lives and their regular lives. Sometimes these lives don’t mix and we have to fabricate one to protect the other. I don’t tell you things to try to impress you, but to save myself in the long run. Get over the notion that you need to know everything about me to fuck me.
3. Swingers hate drama: While I have been party to drama a time or two myself, for the most part all swingers should avoid drama. Did you have a life altering event recently? Don’t attend a swinger party to forget. Drunk and jealous? Another bad image at a swingers party. Swingers don’t forget your bad behavior so just attempt to avoid any type of drama altogether.
4. Swingers talk too much: When drinking, avoid telling all your secrets (or someone else’s). I know you may have a burning desire to tell everyone that you fucked that guy last weekend and he was lame in bed. It’s not your place to tell everyone. I have heard people tell about their significant other’s veneers, lipo, implants, Rogaine, Viagra use - the list goes on and on. Even though you may find it funny, interesting, or a fun story, some things are better kept to yourself. Read more.
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